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Plonk Crazy Golf - Hackney

London, United Kingdom•4.6(451)•Bowling, Play Café

Play crazy golf through a Polynesian-themed course, then enjoy arcade games, pool tables, and cocktails in the clubhouse bar.

Plonk Crazy Golf in Hackney offers a unique mini golf experience set in a vibrant Polynesian paradise. The rebuilt course features imaginative holes including volcano canyon, tiki forest, stone circle, and underwater octopus sections, all covered to protect players from the rain. This creative adventure is perfect for families and groups looking for interactive entertainment. Beyond the golf course, the venue includes a fun-packed clubhouse with a retro arcade featuring pinball machines, vintage skeeball, foosball, shoot 'em ups, and multi-game cabinets. Two 7ft American pool tables are available for hire (note: under 16s cannot play pool). The tiki-styled cocktail bar serves seasonal cocktails, craft beers, wines, and mocktails, with weekday happy hour deals on drinks. The beer garden provides outdoor relaxation with ping pong tables for competitive fun. Food is available from El Caravana Tacos, operating Tuesday to Saturday, offering affordable taco deals and sides. The venue is accessible (except for 2 golf holes) and located just 2 minutes from London Fields Overground Station. Regular events include a monthly doubles pool tournament and various midweek deals on games and drinks.
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Opening Hours

Monday: 15:00 – 23:00
Tuesday: 15:00 – 23:00
Wednesday: 15:00 – 23:00
Thursday: 15:00 – 23:00
Friday: 12:00 – 00:00
Saturday: 12:00 – 00:00
Sunday: 12:00 – 23:00

Venue Details

Venue Type

Indoor & Outdoor

Typical visit duration

1-3 hours

Booking

Walk-in

Recommended ages

0 months (newborn)+

What this place offers

ToiletsToilets
Public transportPublic transport nearby
Accessible toilets
Free WiFi
Baby changingBaby changing facilities
Food available
On-site parking
🐕Dog-friendly
Parking nearby
Pushchair friendlyPushchair friendly

☕ Food & Drink

El Caravana Tacos

Taco caravan serving tacos, cassava fries and nacho plates, with special Taco Tuesday pricing

Hours: Tuesday – Saturday

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4.6(451 reviews)
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phillylondon

phillylondon

6 months ago

Loved it here, all the golf courses are really cool and inside.Has nice board games to play while having some snacks/drinks

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Ben Smith

Ben Smith

a year ago

Great little nine-hole golf course, fun holes! Had a really good time and followed through with a an hour on pool. The independent food from taco mates was a flavour sensation, mushroom tacos and corn ribs, not arf 🤌The staff that night, ken and Claudia were really friendly and provided an unbeatable atmosphere! Would highly recommend 👌5*****

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John T D Heath

John T D Heath

a year ago

Its the wife's b day and we come here first time and we loved it ! Local ! Cheap as chips super friendly and super fun gotta check it out lads ! Ladies ! Elliot you're a starrrrrr

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Karina Joomaye

Karina Joomaye

a year ago

I went on Monday with my family and it turns out it was 2 for 1 on the mini golf. We're quite a competitive family and really enjoyed the 9 holes. It's relatively quick to finish but still loads of fun. The staff were friendly and the general vibe was chilled and relaxed. It was a quiet afternoon so we managed to play a game of pool, a few games of table tennis and had fun in the mini arcade. The tokens for the arcade are included in the price of the mini golf. Overall, it was a great afternoon. We'll definitely be back in the next school holidays.

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Anna McClarnon

Anna McClarnon

2 years ago

Who doesn't like a bit of crazy golf? Nine holes compactly placed. Hole number 2 is a great leveler and the shark is interesting. When you're done with the golf head inside for some pool or arcade games, you can even sit down and play a board game they have lots. Great place reasonably priced. My only regret I should have ordered Nachos as they looked and smelt delicious.

Reviews last updated: 29 September 2026

Events at Plonk Crazy Golf - Hackney

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This venue was last updated on 29 September 2026

Frequently asked questions about Plonk Crazy Golf - Hackney

Is Plonk Crazy Golf - Hackney free to visit?

Plonk Crazy Golf - Hackney is a paid attraction — see the official website for current ticket prices.

What ages is Plonk Crazy Golf - Hackney suitable for?

Plonk Crazy Golf - Hackney is suitable for visitors of all ages, from babies through to adults.

Is Plonk Crazy Golf - Hackney dog-friendly?

Yes, dogs are welcome at Plonk Crazy Golf - Hackney.

Is there parking at Plonk Crazy Golf - Hackney?

Plonk Crazy Golf - Hackney doesn't have parking — public transport is recommended.

Is there food at Plonk Crazy Golf - Hackney?

Yes — El Caravana Tacos is on site at Plonk Crazy Golf - Hackney. Taco caravan serving tacos, cassava fries and nacho plates, with special Taco Tuesday pricing

Is Plonk Crazy Golf - Hackney pushchair-friendly?

Plonk Crazy Golf - Hackney isn't the easiest for pushchairs, prams or buggies — stairs or uneven terrain may make a baby carrier a better option.

How long should we plan to spend at Plonk Crazy Golf - Hackney?

Plan 1–3 hours for a visit to Plonk Crazy Golf - Hackney.

How do I get to Plonk Crazy Golf - Hackney by public transport?

Plonk Crazy Golf - Hackney is well-served by public transport.

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