

Browse a working farm shop filled with local produce, gifts, and merchandise, plus enjoy the on-site cafe in a family-friendly countryside setting.
Venue Type
Indoor & Outdoor
Typical visit duration
1-3 hours
Booking
Walk-in
On-site cafe offering food and refreshments for visitors
Hours: Food served until 3:00pm
Visit websiteIt's a nice place to visit on a weekend if you've got a bit of spare time and the weather holds. I do appreciate that they have done quite a big car park to accommodate all the visitors and the staff are quite nice and helpful. The fact that it's always packed doesn't help, it's difficult finding a table to enjoy your food in your own time. Maybe more tables would be a good idea. If you want to visit the farm shop, the queue is always long, I've been there twice and never got to get into the shop, but then again I don't like queuing, so maybe that's on me. Its nice that they have provided visitors in the queue with umbrellas to protect them from the sun. That's a nice touch. Maybe the shop will get bigger in the future, who knows. And also, I've been there last year and I had the same burger, The big one I think it's called, but I've got the feeling that it got smaller in time, actually it definitely was smaller than the last time. I guess that how inflation hits, right? Can't say if it's an expensive place to have a bit of food considering today's prices, but I've paid for 2 burgers, 2 chips, and 2 drinks 47£. I'll let you decide if it's expensive or not. Anyway, It's a nice place to go but you'll find it hard to spend more that 30 minutes there due to the high number of visitors and theres not much to do there other that grab some food and maybe do some shopping in the farm shop. Like I said, if you're not bothered about queuing for quite a while!
Queued for over an hour but loved it. The farm shop was cute and we purchased a few nice things. My son loved the cow juice (milkshake) and the ice cream from the van around the back. It's one to tick off the list. We had fun.
A great day out! The whole place was really well organised from start to finish, and the atmosphere was brilliant. The produce was absolutely awesome, with so much quality and care clearly going into everything on offer. Overall, a fantastic day out and definitely worth the visit. Great produce, great people, and a really memorable experience. Highly recommended!
So, Tammy and I decided to make the pilgrimage to Jeremy Clarkson's famous Diddly Squat Farm Shop in the Cotswolds. Now, I'll be honest, I was expecting a few sheep, an overpriced sausage roll and Jeremy shouting at a tractor somewhere in the distance. What I wasn't expecting was a genuinely brilliant day out. The farm shop is packed with local produce, quirky bits and bobs, and enough Clarkson merchandise to keep Amazon's delivery drivers employed for another decade. The queues were surprisingly civilised too, which is no small achievement when people are competing for chutney and bee juice. The biggest surprise was the eatery at the back. Absolutely superb. Great food, generous portions, sensible prices, and not a single person tried to sell me a £40 artisan carrot. The quality was excellent, the staff were friendly, and the whole place had a relaxed atmosphere that made it very easy to sit there longer than originally planned. The setting itself is stunning, with beautiful countryside views stretching for miles. It was the perfect place to refuel after wandering around pretending we knew anything about farming. All in all, a fantastic visit. Jeremy may still be the only farmer capable of turning a field into a television series, but credit where it's due—Diddly Squat is well worth the trip. Five stars from us. We arrived as tourists and left with a full stomach, a lighter wallet, and an irrational desire to buy a Lamborghini tractor.
Diddly Squat Farm Shop was well worth the visit. Yes, it is a busy spot with plenty of tourists, but they clearly know how to handle the crowds. There was parking available, with parking staff helping keep things moving, which made the visit much easier than expected. Once you get into the farm shop area, there are restrooms available, which was a very thoughtful touch for people who have traveled a long way to visit. The shop itself is beautifully laid out. There was a great selection of local produce, drinks, and food, all presented in a way that felt welcoming and authentic. One of the best parts was the attached patio area, where you can sit, enjoy a Hawkstone beer, and relax while taking in the beautiful farm setting around you. My only disappointment was the limited amount of merchandise available in the farm shop. There were a few small trinkets, but I was hoping to buy a T-shirt, sweatshirt, or hat, and ended up leaving empty-handed. Still, if you are a fan, I highly recommend visiting. It was a fun stop, a beautiful setting, and I would absolutely go again.
Reviews last updated: 29 September 2026
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This venue was last updated on 29 September 2026
