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Diddly Squat Farm Shop

Chadlington, United Kingdom•4.4(8.5k)•Farm

Browse a working farm shop filled with local produce, gifts, and merchandise, plus enjoy the on-site cafe in a family-friendly countryside setting.

Diddly Squat Farm Shop offers families a unique countryside experience combining retail shopping with food and refreshment. The venue features a farm shop stocked with local produce, store cupboard essentials, snacks, drinks, clothing, and home goods, alongside a dedicated cafe serving food and beverages. The shop also celebrates popular culture with themed merchandise and a 'Shop The Show' collection. Visitors can explore the working farm setting at their own pace, making it suitable for all ages and family groups. The venue welcomes pushchairs and dogs, ensuring accessibility for families with young children and pets. With free entry and a relaxed atmosphere described as inviting visitors to "just turn up when we're open," the farm shop provides an informal destination combining shopping, dining, and countryside leisure in one location.
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Opening Hours

Monday: Closed
Tuesday: 09:30 – 16:30
Wednesday: 09:30 – 16:30
Thursday: 09:30 – 16:30
Friday: 09:30 – 16:30
Saturday: 09:30 – 16:30
Sunday: 09:30 – 16:30

Venue Details

Venue Type

Indoor & Outdoor

Typical visit duration

1-3 hours

Booking

Walk-in

What this place offers

ToiletsToilets
Public transportPublic transport nearby
Accessible toilets
Free WiFi
Baby changingBaby changing facilities
Food available
On-site parking
🐕Dog-friendly
Parking nearby
Pushchair friendlyPushchair friendly

☕ Food & Drink

Farm Shop Cafe

On-site cafe offering food and refreshments for visitors

Hours: Food served until 3:00pm

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4.4(8.5k reviews)
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Rainhardtful

Rainhardtful

3 weeks ago

It's a nice place to visit on a weekend if you've got a bit of spare time and the weather holds. I do appreciate that they have done quite a big car park to accommodate all the visitors and the staff are quite nice and helpful. The fact that it's always packed doesn't help, it's difficult finding a table to enjoy your food in your own time. Maybe more tables would be a good idea. If you want to visit the farm shop, the queue is always long, I've been there twice and never got to get into the shop, but then again I don't like queuing, so maybe that's on me. Its nice that they have provided visitors in the queue with umbrellas to protect them from the sun. That's a nice touch. Maybe the shop will get bigger in the future, who knows. And also, I've been there last year and I had the same burger, The big one I think it's called, but I've got the feeling that it got smaller in time, actually it definitely was smaller than the last time. I guess that how inflation hits, right? Can't say if it's an expensive place to have a bit of food considering today's prices, but I've paid for 2 burgers, 2 chips, and 2 drinks 47£. I'll let you decide if it's expensive or not. Anyway, It's a nice place to go but you'll find it hard to spend more that 30 minutes there due to the high number of visitors and theres not much to do there other that grab some food and maybe do some shopping in the farm shop. Like I said, if you're not bothered about queuing for quite a while!

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Tracey Bonnell

Tracey Bonnell

4 weeks ago

Queued for over an hour but loved it. The farm shop was cute and we purchased a few nice things. My son loved the cow juice (milkshake) and the ice cream from the van around the back. It's one to tick off the list. We had fun.

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Alex Taylor

Alex Taylor

a month ago

A great day out! The whole place was really well organised from start to finish, and the atmosphere was brilliant. The produce was absolutely awesome, with so much quality and care clearly going into everything on offer. Overall, a fantastic day out and definitely worth the visit. Great produce, great people, and a really memorable experience. Highly recommended!

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Stewart Pritchard

Stewart Pritchard

2 months ago

So, Tammy and I decided to make the pilgrimage to Jeremy Clarkson's famous Diddly Squat Farm Shop in the Cotswolds. Now, I'll be honest, I was expecting a few sheep, an overpriced sausage roll and Jeremy shouting at a tractor somewhere in the distance. What I wasn't expecting was a genuinely brilliant day out. The farm shop is packed with local produce, quirky bits and bobs, and enough Clarkson merchandise to keep Amazon's delivery drivers employed for another decade. The queues were surprisingly civilised too, which is no small achievement when people are competing for chutney and bee juice. The biggest surprise was the eatery at the back. Absolutely superb. Great food, generous portions, sensible prices, and not a single person tried to sell me a £40 artisan carrot. The quality was excellent, the staff were friendly, and the whole place had a relaxed atmosphere that made it very easy to sit there longer than originally planned. The setting itself is stunning, with beautiful countryside views stretching for miles. It was the perfect place to refuel after wandering around pretending we knew anything about farming. All in all, a fantastic visit. Jeremy may still be the only farmer capable of turning a field into a television series, but credit where it's due—Diddly Squat is well worth the trip. Five stars from us. We arrived as tourists and left with a full stomach, a lighter wallet, and an irrational desire to buy a Lamborghini tractor.

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Henry Lanouette

Henry Lanouette

2 months ago

Diddly Squat Farm Shop was well worth the visit. Yes, it is a busy spot with plenty of tourists, but they clearly know how to handle the crowds. There was parking available, with parking staff helping keep things moving, which made the visit much easier than expected. Once you get into the farm shop area, there are restrooms available, which was a very thoughtful touch for people who have traveled a long way to visit. The shop itself is beautifully laid out. There was a great selection of local produce, drinks, and food, all presented in a way that felt welcoming and authentic. One of the best parts was the attached patio area, where you can sit, enjoy a Hawkstone beer, and relax while taking in the beautiful farm setting around you. My only disappointment was the limited amount of merchandise available in the farm shop. There were a few small trinkets, but I was hoping to buy a T-shirt, sweatshirt, or hat, and ended up leaving empty-handed. Still, if you are a fan, I highly recommend visiting. It was a fun stop, a beautiful setting, and I would absolutely go again.

Reviews last updated: 29 September 2026

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This venue was last updated on 29 September 2026

Frequently asked questions about Diddly Squat Farm Shop

Is Diddly Squat Farm Shop free to visit?

Entry to Diddly Squat Farm Shop is completely free — there are no admission charges, making it a great no-cost option for a family day out.

Is Diddly Squat Farm Shop dog-friendly?

Yes, dogs are welcome at Diddly Squat Farm Shop.

Is there parking at Diddly Squat Farm Shop?

Yes, Diddly Squat Farm Shop has on-site parking.

Is there food at Diddly Squat Farm Shop?

Yes — Farm Shop Cafe is on site at Diddly Squat Farm Shop. On-site cafe offering food and refreshments for visitors

Is Diddly Squat Farm Shop pushchair-friendly?

Yes, Diddly Squat Farm Shop is pushchair, pram and buggy friendly — most areas are step-free so you can navigate easily with little ones in tow.

How long should we plan to spend at Diddly Squat Farm Shop?

Plan 1–3 hours for a visit to Diddly Squat Farm Shop.

How do I get to Diddly Squat Farm Shop by public transport?

Diddly Squat Farm Shop isn't on a major public transport route — driving is recommended.

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